I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he shaved USA in his pubs
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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