Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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