The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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