How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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