I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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