are you still at the devil's house?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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