I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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