Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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