hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pappa wants mamma naked
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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