just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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