What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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