Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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