Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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