he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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