She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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