He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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