This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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