This girl is more easily done than said...
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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