Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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