yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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