In the future we'll all be gay
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think people are normalizing furries
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