I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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