Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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