so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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