Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
