She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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