Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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