There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im holly from the hills drunk
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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