If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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