She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Terrible idea I love it
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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