Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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