When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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