you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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