How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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