ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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