ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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