She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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