I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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