glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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