i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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