Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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