No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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