Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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