btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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