I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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