I am spending my child support on dildos
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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