It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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