i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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