I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
