I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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