maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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