No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm experimenting with sincerity
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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