I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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