drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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