What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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