We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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