Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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