Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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