Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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