how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
